I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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