she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Oh god it's open bar.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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