Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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