Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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