normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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