i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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