i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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