He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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