we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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