I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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