Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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