But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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