kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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