i would punch a child for taco bell
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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