Ambien. No doubt about it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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