i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
