hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can I color on your dick again?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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