If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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