I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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