"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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