OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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