I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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