There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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