Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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