You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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