don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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