Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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