Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
sarcasm needs its own font
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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