I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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