Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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