We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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