that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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