Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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