I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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