But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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