The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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