I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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