He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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