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So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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