Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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