He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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