I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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