She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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