you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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