I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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