Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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