i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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