just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
