You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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