Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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