dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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