Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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