She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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