idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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