nutella sex= disaster
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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