The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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