I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Randomize