How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
this hospital has no fireball
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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