I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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